06
Nov
Aug 2 2016 - Explore Gina Panzeras board funny alcohol quotes on Pinterest. See more ideas about alcohol quotes funny funny quotes.
How do turkeys drink their wine.
Funny sayings about alcohol. Funny Alcohol Sayings. When I drink alcoholeveryone says Im alcoholic but when I drink Fantano one says Im fantastic. There is no bad whiskey.
There are only some whiskeys that arent as good as others. Crafty fun glitter Wine glasses. Day drinker alcohol you later because adulting adulting is bullshit.
T Shirts With Sayings. Alcohol removes inhibitions like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted. Now bring on that damn cat Eleanor Early.
I only take a drink on two occasions when Im thirsty and when Im not. 50 Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol Having Fun And Partying. Oktoberfest wiesn is here and when it comes to drinking always drink responsibly.
If you are a heavy drink please do not drive after drinking and always have a designated driver. For ladies always go to the bar in a group and never split up for whatever reason. Alcohol may be mans worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy Frank Sinatra I dont have a drinking problem Cept when I cant get a drink.
Funny Alcohol Sayings. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading. Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
I drink to make other people interesting. George Jean Nathan. Three sprays a day and you wont even care about coronavirus.
When used separately women and alcohol can be a lot of fun but when you mix the two you become a dumbass That 70s Show Dont forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress the bra the panties and many other problems. Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys Dry I never turned to drink. Alcohol Quotes and Sayings.
1 I spent half my money on gambling. 2 Drinking alone is the beginning stage of. 3 To some its a six-pack to me.
4 People make peace easily. Here explore most funny alcohol quotes drinking quotes sayings. 10 Famous Alcohol Quotes Drinking Quotes.
Alcohol may be mans worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy. Aug 2 2016 - Explore Gina Panzeras board funny alcohol quotes on Pinterest. See more ideas about alcohol quotes funny funny quotes.
Creative Anti Drug Slogans Sayings. Time to quit alcohol. Kick it before it kicks you.
Thinking a better option than drinking. Stay alive dont drink drive. Drinking makes you look like a fool.
Time to decline wine. Boozer is a looser. Quit for your healthy future.
Drink less Think more Funny Alcohol Slogans. Dont drink read a book. Another round is something that you might hear often in a bar or a pub.
The Kappit lounge is no different. In here we have some funny sayings about alcohol that will have you bent over a toilet praying to the porcelain gods saying you will never drink again. 27 I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
28 Alcohol may be mans worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy. The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems. 30 I dont have a drinking problem Cept when I cant get a drink.
Funny Cocktail Quotes Funny Drinking Sayings. These funny cocktail quotes can be used for a variety of party signs or memes. A large variety of cocktails fall under these general funny alcohol quotes.
My favorite drink is the next one. Toes in the sand cocktail in hand. But what good story didnt start with a cocktail.
There s turkey ham turkey bologna turkey pastrami. How do turkeys drink their wine. What is a good reason to save some turkey for tomorrow.
Amusing thanksgiving quotes when i was a kid in indiana we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and. Drinking Quotes Bundle SVG Funny Alcohol Quotes Wine SVG.