Funny sayings about drinking beer

When lifes a bitch beer is a must. HAHA life can be quite the bitch sometimes and these funny beer quotes can make you forget all about it.

I told myself that I should stop drinking but Im not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

Funny sayings about drinking beer. Beer may cause you to digress and lead a happier life Michael Jackson Fermentation and civilization are inseparable John Ciardi Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer Arnold Schwarzenegger. Got any more hilarious beer quotes or sayings that youd like to share.

Do leave us a comment below. I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer I kept drinking till all six beers were gone.

You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I havent had a drink now in 12 years. Apr 2 2020 - Explore Charlotteville Brewing Companys board Funny beer sayings on Pinterest.

See more ideas about beer quotes beer beer humor. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Funny quotes about drinking beer.

If you are a heavy drink please do not drive after drinking and always have a designated driver. Beer industry sold 202 2 million barrels of beer that s the equivalent of 2 8 billion cases. Discover and share Funny Quotes About Drinking Beer.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. I told myself that I should stop drinking but Im not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. Save the earth its the only planet with beer.

Alcohol is not the answer it just makes you forget the question. When you accidentally pour too much alcohol into your mixed drink and you have to just deal with it because your mother didnt. Funny Drinking Sayings and Quotes.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny drinking quotes funny drinking sayings and funny drinking proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. Drink because you are.

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I find the more I drink the more interesting others become. Maybe talking when Im pissed ass drunk isnt entirely bright. Here it goes down down into my belly Anchorman.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

He was a wise man who invented beer. For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King. Funny Alcohol Sayings When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading Henny Youngman Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer Henry Lawson I drink to make other people interesting George Jean Nathan An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose -Deep Thought Jack Handy Rogue River Tactical Funny Sarcastic Metal Tin Sign Wall Decor Man Cave Bar Drinking Drunk Beer Quitter. Ashes to ashes dust to dust. When lifes a bitch beer is a must.

HAHA life can be quite the bitch sometimes and these funny beer quotes can make you forget all about it. You make my heart hoppy. I like my water with barley and hops.

Drink beer like its your day job. Ashes to ashes dust to dust. When lifes a bitch beer is a must.

I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink Joe E Ellis I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it Rodney Dangerfield I work until beer oclock Stephen King. SVG - Beer Is Going Down Like A Fat Kid On A Seesaw Funny Beer Sayings Digital Download for Cricut svg pdf png jpg files.

Names that should be on every infants tongue. Man being reasonable must get drunk. The best of life is but intoxication.

They who drink beer will think beer -Washington Irving. Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Short Funny Alcohol Sayings.

When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading. I only drink on 2 occasions when Im thirsty and when Im not. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I cook with wineSometimes I even add it to the food.